I was gonna do something about juxtaposition, but then I was listening to the radio (common occurrence) and didn't switch stations when a commercial came one (not so common occurrence). Twas for Jimmy Johns, and I found it hilarious.
I don't actually like Jimmy Johns, I'm much more of a Subway fan. Or A&W (which stands for Albert and Wright, by the way). Or home cooking. At dinner parties you don't host so you can ignore the dishes a bit.
Dang it, now I made myself hungry. Or at least craving an A&W root beer float. There is one down the street....
No! Bad Gwen, class starts in 30. And you need to write this post.
So, without further ado, I bring you epic Jimmy John's commercials. Hear them through to the end, that's where the punch line is.
*Sigh* the last one isn't the full ad. The punch line is supposed to be 'why didn't you call us first? 'I did' XD
Jack and Jill jiggled juggling Jabberwockies.